Stumbling in the dark…

by The Philosophical Fish

Kids? Who needs those!? There are enough cat toys lying around to make up for the lack of children’s toys.

I cleaned the apartment up the other day and collected 32 random cat toys from under the bed, dressers, the coffee table, in the closets etc.

It took all of five minutes for three to be pulled from the basket and redistributed.

Midnight walks to the bathroom hurt the feet. This morning five toys litter the hallway alone.

Time to collect again!